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#1 SuperTaz

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Posted Jan 26, 2013 - 11:00 PM

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

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Posted Jan 26, 2013 - 11:35 PM

an oldie, but, a goody ;)
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#3 SuperTaz

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Posted Nov 21, 2014 - 06:13 PM

Nothing like going into a game server and seeing an aimbotter killing everyone.

This is what I want to do to cheaters that I see in the game.

 

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Posted Nov 21, 2014 - 06:34 PM

lmao nice


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Posted Nov 26, 2014 - 12:34 AM

cCkds.gif Might be an oldie but still funny, I read it out to the wife and the reply was, mmmmmmm:poke: Should I run now? I can't work out that reply. :P
 
 
I'm with you SuperTaz, then again when I play it's only on the servers I manage so I just ban them with evidence. :P
 
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#6 SuperTaz

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Posted Dec 16, 2014 - 05:03 AM

More humor:

 

 

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

 

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

 

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

 

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

 

The defense attorney nearly died.

 

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

 


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Posted Dec 16, 2014 - 05:59 AM

Haha that was funny. :)

 

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#8 SuperTaz

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Posted May 2, 2015 - 01:41 AM

Some more funny humor... :)

 

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

 

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

 

"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"


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#9 SuperTaz

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Posted May 23, 2015 - 11:42 PM

Does anyone ever get sent candy crush invites on Facebook? I keep getting them from my friends, so I sent them this :P

 

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Posted May 24, 2015 - 12:30 AM

Haha nice one, that meme will get used a lot.    


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Posted Jun 30, 2015 - 01:11 AM

More humor...

 

 

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

 

"What are you doing?" she asked.

 

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

 

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

 

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

 

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

 

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

 

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

 

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

 

"What are you doing?" he asked.

 

"This is my love dress," she replied.

 

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

 


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